No – not that OJ. Get your mind out of the gutter, people! That OJ is in jail right now, not for the reasons we may or may not think he should be in jail, but jail nonetheless.
We’re talking about orange juice. You know, the sweet, delicious nectar created by the gods of all things good in the world. Apparently the beloved orange juice, once a staple on breakfast tables across America, has had a nasty spill. A decade ago, over 835 gallons of the good stuff was sold each year ; only 563 gallons were purchased during this year’s season. What’s got Americans turning sour on OJ?
Apparently the influx of sports drinks and specialty beverages are taking a bite out of the orange. With so many choices in the marketplace, it is easy to overlook something as passé as orange juice. Additionally, the cost of orange juice has soared, leaving consumers with a bitter taste in their collective mouths.
One expert said, “Orange juice could be seeing the twilight of its contract.” How sad! The word “twilight” sounds – um – final.
So, in an effort to show our love for OJ (no, not that OJ), we’re giving you a few of our favorite things to do with orange juice. Got better ideas? Share them with us!
- Add orange juice to store-bought cake mix and let people think your concoction is homemade because it sort of is. Sort of.
- Marinate pork or chicken in OJ; combine OJ with ginger for an Asian edge or add garlic and pepper for a more traditional flavor.
- Blend vanilla yogurt and orange juice, pour into popsicle molds and surprise your little (or big) kids at breakfast. Smile when you hear them say, “Popsicles for breakfast?!! You’re the best mom EVER.”
- Freeze orange juice in an ice-cube tray and add them to your cocktails – the cubes won’t water down the drink! You can also add orange juice cubes to punch and iced tea for added flavor.
- Splash a generous amount of OJ on eggs before scrambling (a secret we learned from The Ritz-Carlton)
- Add two tablespoons to any liquid cleanser (hand soap, dish soap, laundry detergent, shampoo) for more cleaning power and delicious smelling products.
- Place a cup of orange juice in your empty dishwasher and run it; the orange juice will dissolve the gunk and grime found in the appliance.
- Use a hot washcloth on your face to open pores and then rub an orange juice soaked cotton ball over your skin for a brighter complexion.
Whatever you do, don’t lock OJ away forever…what would the world be without mimosas on Sunday morning to counteract the screwdrivers from Saturday night? Our beloved OJ doesn’t deserve solitary confinement. Not this time, anyway.